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8 Predictions for the Next NBA Bubble

Because deep down we all know that Coronavirus isn’t going anywhere

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1. 29 Teams teams show up for training camp; the Hornets aren’t there. Nobody notices.
2. Micheal Beasley arrives at the bubble because the Atlanta Hawks sign him for a minimum guarantee. He gets sent away three days later for trying to sneak Bernice Burgos and some backwoods…